J16

back in china i was a strong minded kid
i tried to rip my aunt's wedding dress cuz i thought that it was an arranged marriage

finally another post right?!

i have been busy lately
so i haven't blogged a lot yet
well let me bring you updated
i've recently went to a joke club
cuz i thought maybe it would be fun
(that was redundant)
so i go there and there are a bunch of kids
which suprised me cuz
i thought that when they announced that there was a joke club, i thought everybody would think that the JOKE CLUB is a JOKE
i didnt think that...not really
so i just sit down at the back
and kids started to go up
along with the teachers (2)
and the jokes where just
so

HORRIBLE
TERRIBLE
A BUNCH OF S -
ok i'm exaggerating
but it was a bunch of knock knock jokes
and ones you tell in 3rd grade or maybe even 1st grade and everybody would laugh so hard
and think that your a comedy genius and blah blah blah
i seriously bored
and felt like a social outcast
cuz i wasn't laughing
i used to laugh at jokes that aren't funny becuz other people thought it was funny
it was tiring.....
and so i did the only sensible thing i could do

i went out to buy lunch



no i didn't
it was wet and cold and damp outside
i mean who in the world would go out to something like that when they are in a warm and dry room?!

me















so besides that
i took my first math olympiad contest and i failed it

ok people listen up

i no i cant force you people to do anything
but
seriously
JUST RATE THE JOKES
IT WONT TAKE LONG AT ALL
JUST COMMENT
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
(EVEN THOUGH I'M PRETTY SURE YOU DO)
JUST LEAVE A COMMENT THAT SAYS 5 OR 3 OR WATEVER
(1-5 rating)
YES I (KINDA) UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE TOO BUSY
AND YES THIS IS SORTA FORCING YOU
THIS IS WAT I'M TELLING YOU
AND IT'S NOT MUCH

J15

after all they've been through
the first place in the US a jew would go
would be SAFEWAY