J29

Ever wonder why the British seem to win more Oscars than any other's?

like Helen Mirren?

Well i think it's because you've got to live up to when you school is called the

SHAKESPEARE ACADEMY.

should've put this one up during the oscars....o well

J28

There once was a gecko named Geco

But somehow we call him Geico

He talked the British

Which to everyone was gibberish

And that's why Allstate dubbed him a psycho

VS

What people hate

there is always something(S!) that everybody hates
that they are annoyed by
but can't do much about it

and i'm telling you this because i'm agitated and i'm a blogger

like Buddhists want hair
But there is not much they can do about that
nuns feel like anything they say to man is called cheating because apparently they are married to Jesus.
parents hate their kids (really, they do....sometimes)
kids hate their parents (more than parents hate the kids)
it's a balance of nature for that one
parents nag their kids to eat faster and cleaner, and kids nag parents to cook better food
you hate me and i hate you and that's what makes us a one big happy family
it's a love-hate situation that consists of mostly hate
40% love and 70% hate
i know the numbers don't add up but i'm just trying to prove my point

what i hate
is being pushed around
forced to do things
and only commented on stuff that you are bad at
everybody knows that
and if you don't
then your God

( i was gonna say monkey...but then i realized that they actually do get pushed around a lot)

i am constantly being reminded to play piano
practice violin
read more books
hand wash my clothes because SOMEBODY ran out of quarters
sure i'm lazy, and if you don't wake me up i'll probably wake up at 12 pm
but i'm being forced to do stuff all the time
do this do that go there go back go up go down go sideways....ok i ran outa possible ways
if i wasn't being nagged all the time to do stuff that i already know
then i wouldn't be so stressed out

being told to do something that you forgot is called annoyed
being told to do something that you already know is called "shoot me"
only remind people when they actually forget

and no matter how much you tell the person to stop or "shut your yap"
they'll just tell you how in the future you need to be more organized and stuff and just keep on doing it

my parents do that to me all the time....as expected

"hey go practice piano"
"ok"

1 hr later

"why are you watchin' TV?"
"cuz i'm tired"
"your never gonna get any knowledge out of that"
"i'm watching Discovery Channel"
"...GO PLAY PIANO"

yep
no matter how much i say that i'm tired, it's the weekend, somehow academics and music classes comes first

and i do try to go outside
but when you have nobody outside to go with, you just gonna be inside
and wat do you have inside in a typical 21th century home?

• TV
• Computer(FOR RECREATION ONLY)
  
• several game boards (but in the 21th century, either you lost some pieces or the whole box is lost)
• books (but you try to get interested but your not)
• and for kids past age 12, nothing else

oh and another thing for what i hate
people commenting on what you are bad at ONLY
like take report cards for example
when i got my report card back i had almost all A's except for a B in fitness
now that doesn't mean that i'm fat or anything
in fact i'm not
it means that i cant throw the frizbee straight and my one week off to visit my relatives wasn't taken too lightly by the PF teacher

and so after my parents read the report card....for like 20 min (?, i know right?)
they were like

"you are bad at PF. you need agility skills, your not strong enough. you need to play more sports. you need to do more than just sit around all day"

and not one word on the A's

and when i heard that
i sat there for about 5 secs, and those 5 secs was waiting for the "but there rest is just wonderful"

but nothing

and i wanted to say something about that because obviously i got really angry
and i wanted to throw something and since this was during dinner, i wanted to throw a plate at them but considering my poor Frisbee skills, I'll probably miss

and with that i went up to my room and slammed the door shut and started swearing under my breath

yep
that's what happened
for me
it seemed obvious that i would get some kind of "good job" or "awesome"
but apparently that wasn't the case for them

that kind of thing doesn't just happens for report cards obviously
but don't you just hate it when people only make fun of you of the mistakes and sometimes don't pay attention to the good things?
i know some people do that but they're only joking
and i know that
but sometimes when you work you butt of for something and you don't get an applause for any of it

that's like Hollywood actresses going to TJ Max to buy their gowns because Versace was gay

so seriously

that's a problem

and it's annoying

and that

is redundant

i know i write about random stuff

but i'm just tired of this. the only difference between me and other people who are feeling the exact same thing, is that i'm just putting it all in words

but hey

i'm agitated

and i'm a blogger

do the math

J27

The point of being in business and being a businessman is to get popular

a decade ago, people had to go to Harvard or Stanford business and read 700 page books on "Innovation" or "How to Dine with Royalty by age 30"

now it's different

you don't even need to go to college

business people could just watch popular YouTube videos all day and take notes

J26

Before "Party in the USA".....

So you wonder why it's called party in the USA? not china, not Germany, but USA?

Miley Cyrus need a new song

this time it had to show a hype for partying as herself, miley

so she searched the atlas for a cool country besides the US (because that would just be to predictable)

Europe came as an obvious answer. but where?

so she thought that one of the most famous and modernized with celebrities would be FRANCE

she went into the VIP clubing area for the countries biggest celebrites

and started partying and finally met a cutie

"SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN?"

"O YA, 'AVING FUN AT FRANCE?"

"O YEA...SO THIS IS THE PLACE FOR BIG CELEBRITIES"

"WEE"

"SO WHO ARE YOU?

"Je suis un PC et Windows 7 a été mon idée"

so that's why it' called Party in the USA.

J25

so 2 days ago i went to the SF Modern Art Museum

most people

come out of museum with inspiration

some people come out with the feeling of enlightenment

and others come out looking smart cuz now they can brag to their friends how much knowledge they've learned from looking from a well known artist's photograph when in fact, they can't remember any artists' name

i, came out of the museum with a joke

i just find it amazing that a wall size canvas with nothing on it but gray paint could be inspiring

i mean a dot means HOPE

a small minuscule circular dot

well then wat does a small triangle represent?

well if you asked one of the curators

they'll probably tell you that it's a three-way

hey

it's MODERN art

small things like this could be counted as art

and could gain fame all around the world

would probably piss off da Vinci

"DAMN if i knew that this was all i had to do to be famous, i would've never wasted my time painting that ugly women!!"

Think Before You Speak

Have you ever heard of people ranting on something

especially when that something could be like the government, or the war on terrorism

and you are just sitting there listening or barely

but that person is just ranting on and on

and you want to tell them to shut up but either you walk away, or that person just won't listen

and i know that almost everyone, no i take that back, EVERYONE will be that person at some point

but none the less, it's annoying on many different levels

one, cuz it's just a person yapping, and two, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

if you don't have proof

if you don't have evidence

if you don't have experience

you can ALMOST convince somebody

but you cant

because it's almost

see

i hear people whether they are payed to do it or they are just a regular person

ranting on the government

how the troops should be sent back

how George W. Bush should just go to hell

how the economy is going to the drains and it's all who and who's fault

how we just keep and fight, fighting continuously like the way we are in debt continuously

but let me ask something

DO YOU HAVE A PLAN

do you have a BETTER plan?

who knows what's right or what's wrong

in the government

in politics

it's just all a blur

and you have to carefully examine to find the answer

and even that might not be enough

sure the government has done bad stuff before

no country is perfect

but all countries can be better

imagine what the US is capable of

we could start a nuclear war

but we didn't

you have to remember

that these things are complicated are

as complicated as many other things

complicated depends on how you look at something

it could be simple, but if you think about it, it gets complicated

which i don't recommend doing

complicated could also imply something large

something that takes a LOT to take in

i've tried to take in big concepts

and it didn't work out

before you go ranting on something

you need to think this

Are you sure on what you are saying?

Are you 100% sure?

Do you have something to say when you find out that you are wrong?

Do you?

sure

you can be right

and you may be

but there are just many things attached to what you say

some you may know

and some you may not

some things that you are sure about

may become scrambled up at the time when you least expected

like which would you choose if you had to choose? righteousness or peace?

you may find yourself ranting on Bush but then realizing that he was just representing what it means to be American

taking a stand, democracy, justice, and all the other stuff

being president is hard

it's one of the many jobs where you realize that there are strings attached

and one move could lead to a catastrophic domino effect

and you don't know which move

why?

Because strings are attached and one pull, the other ones are pulled too

looking at things in all angles

that's what you need to do

that's what everyone needs to do

realization

if you have it

then you can say anything without being wrong

obviously no one is like that

but you can be the best you can be

so

what if you realized

and what if you didn't

but you ended up in the same ranting spot

what is the difference?

well, it's the fact that you at least tried

see

that's the problem everywhere

what's the problem? it could be a problem and it could just be something else

what people realizes

what makes sense to them whether they know all the facts or not

beliefs

religion

simple things that drives people, government, countries, and some other things that are just out there in the universe

you cant see it

but it's there

i know that i have used government and politics a lot in here

but those are just example

i don't have the brain power to think of anything else

but i know that there are more examples

it's like a circle

you've been told that a circle has infinite points

but when you pin point one

you suddenly realize that another point

a totally different point

is just a nonmeter away from the yours

my point is that

some things

are just complicated

like the circle

and is too broad, too general, too universal, too big, too large, too vast

to take in

to sink in

to realize

and i understand

i'm not forcing anyone

i'm just giving them something to think about

like i did to myself

what i said is a really big thing

and i don't blame you if you are really confused

but i am just glad that i got to it out there, to say what i mean

god that was a mouthful

not that i was saying this whole thing in one breath

cuz that would be weird

so now

either you are already gone cuz you got bored

or you just had to bare through it

or you actually know what i mean

think before you speak

and i think i have thoroughly explained that concept

Picking the courses for high school = staring contest

today, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow, i will be staring at pieces of paper that have to do with high school courses

things are harder if you want to learn everything
and although this might sound weird
but, now i hate it when my parent's tell me that it's my choice
because i don't know what i really want anymore
there is electronic, JAVA programming, drama, and all the other stuff
which sound boring, yet feel really important

like Principles of Business

you just sit at your desk and stare at the courses your gonna take
and staring at the requirements for getting into the good universities
either you wanna go into them or your parents do or both,
your just sitting there, trying to narrow down you options

and asking yourself
What do you want to do with your life?
What do you want?
and then finally speaking to yourself
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

you start to think of is it worthy to take a particular class
because if you do, you might miss out on something else that might be more useful or important

then the thought of credits, honors, AP classes, and other anvils of stuff comes into your head

so
what do you do?
wat do you choose?
what will happen when you choose it?

at this point
i'm still sitting there
thinking
and waiting for some miracle or a flash of light (no not the death one) or some revelation that will come to you and will make everything go clear

but nothing came

and so instead
something else came

"wow, i'm only a kid and i'm already trying to plan out my life"

the papers looked official
and they just stared right back at me

but then something did come
something that seemed just like a miracle

you see
your only going into the 9th grade
your only a kid
this isn't real life YET
this is just school
and your not trying to create a company
your only choosing classes
for 9th grade
FOR 9TH GRADE ONLY
worry about the other stuff later
worry about the thing that need to be worried about now
and then
don't worry
although that doesn't make sense
it helps
it slows things down so you don't explode with pressure a few years earlier than you need to

you can find what suits you later
right now
your just choosing classes

anyways
that is my advice
that is my explanation of my advice
(pause for effect)
(pause to let wat i said reverberate into your brain)


but a shorter way
is to ask your parents :)

so don't stress out
after thinking that
i had another thought

wow i need to blog about this