J36

There are so many religions today that i have to go to church every week to remind me which one i'm in.

J35

The moment when you don't trust the Canadians is when World War III starts.

J34

Fast forward was invented when they put the credits in the beginning of the movie

Another "turtle and rabbit" kind of moral story

i know i have been posting a lot of jokes lately and i haven't really blogged much.
well
i'm here now!
it's just that i didn't have a lot of time to blog...i just had time to joke.....
THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT
i just...
...ahh watever


so anyways

today
i went to the dentist
sad i know
i bet that along with years of training...doctors also have to have years of mental theropy for those "i hate you"s, "why do i need this?"s, "speak english (your such a nerd)"s , and "are you killing me?!"s.

cuz well, everybody dreads to go to the dentist or the doctors
for kids, their afraid if they got a booboo
and for adults, you just wanna know if your gonna die (big booboo)

well my orthodontist wasnt that bad. he's short and he's a fluently english speaking Asian. well, as i was lying there on that um...adjustable bed (?), i heard him talk to his assistant and he talked like Michael from NBC's The Office. and so when he came over I said

"you know you kinda sound like Michael from The Office"

and he said..."who?"

"Michael...you know from The Office...you know that show on NBC"

"um...I don't watch that show....I've watched a few clips of it and i don't think that their jokes are intelligent....plus i don't watch TV a lot"

Me: "No your doing something a lot more fun...you just fix teeth all the time....day and night. that's interesting...(:S)"

Him: "well I'm am fixing someone's teeth...that is a good thing"

Me: "i know but that's not having a lot of fun...."

5 mins later....

Me: you know what's ironic? you give cookies out. so even if we eat it before we come in, then you would blame us for having an unclean mouth. then it would be your fault"

Him: "i know but we can tell if it's a recently eaten cookie or it's just you not brushing....besides....fault is a strong word....now really who's fault is it? mines or your who chose to eat the cookie? there are many things we don't know. if only we look into it deeper...."

"the big bang" thought...cuz i couldn't talk....

Him (continuing): like the big bang, who really created the universe?

at this point he had his metal sticks and stuff out of my mouth and i finally could talk
i could've told him why if only i had seen the big bang documentary last night on Discovery Channel. but instead i said:

"i'm an atheist" cuz there was the answer: god

and that point i was back lying there again with my mouth full of his metal pokers again

Him: Atheist? i used to be one. but now i believe that there is just one god and that if there was no god or something that created everything, then how about evolution? no that wouldn't be possible....and how about creating the animal with five fingers (waving his hand at my face)? no...see there must be something...

and he went on and on... and i tried to argue but, 2 reasons: numero uno, his hand was in my mouth trying to remove something, #2, i wasn't really concentrating on wat he was saying. all i was thinking was how the hell did we get from Michael from The Office to The Big Bang theory? see that's why i left a gap in the conversation; i still cant figure out how. so he kept on talking....and i kept on being patient.

finally i was finished and he said "i enjoyed the conversation we've had, it was a very intelligent one"
and i said bye and went out to get a cookie

so children, the moral of this story,
this whole conversation...that i had to write it all up

was so to remind you to

NEVER TALK ABOUT SCIENCE WITH A RELIGIOUS MAN


godamn....at least my teeth is well

J33

You know how there is just so much ranting about saving the planet and how we should stop global warming? They tell us to recycle bottles, cans, and paper. They tell us that we are cutting down the trees and that we are destroying the enviroment by doing so. They tell us how we have to recycle or even use less of paper. Articles upon articles of about how millions of acres of rainforests are cut down every day and how all those trees are being used for making furniture or coal productions.

All of that, and they still make note cards