The first day of school

the first day of school felt like a week

and the first week felt like a year

high school made me realize something that i have always suspected:

i hate high school

i'm sorry

you know how in high school movies (chic flicks) there are a bunch of normal people and then there are only a few b*tches and only a few wanabe's ?

i can probably handle that

but i swear

i CANNOT deal with a whole school full of asian b*tches

and i am NOT exaggerating

i feel like that i had already gone through a whole year

this school makes me want to be a kindergartener

well i've always wanted to be a kindergartener.....

this school makes me want to be a baby

seriously

i know i know

that this is the time of growing up

of enjoying school

of feeling the pinnacle of youth

well guess what

my pinnacle of youth was when i was a baby

and if high school is about feeling the pinnacle of youth then i would like to be a baby

and i also know that university is worse

and then the rest is devoted to work hard enough so that in the end you don't have to work

which is worse than university

or not

i dunno

but it's apparent that they are all worse

and i also know that i'm whining

but if there were ever a time to be whining it should be about school and during youth

oh look! this fits the bill!

so i'll whine

thank you very much

(sorry i was just watching one of those british tv shows full of old people and tea)

i dunno

maybe it's because i didn't get into the one class that i really wanted to get into

maybe it's because i'm condemned to 4 years of chinese teachers

and i swear

if you don't do as they ask, they will whoop your a**

there is nothing scarier than chinese teachers...except huge PE teachers...which i do have

on the other hand

maybe i should consider myself lucky

they say that there's this other gym teacher that used to be an army sergeant

with all do respects for the army, but i would not like to be in her class

and if that weren't true

she speaks like a drill sergeant anyways

and my chinese teacher

some people say that she's the mean one

but i have been through teachers like that...once

and i've learned that if i just kept quiet (all the time literally) and did my homework then i won't get into any trouble....unless i get late for class which rarely happens

so i'll just stick to that plan

well

so far high school has done one thing that isn't so bad to me:

i'm not so afraid of piano classes anymore

J45

When people get mad, they argue

when rich people get mad, they sue

Summer

Ah....summer
the loveliest season...no wait that's spring
(if seasons were people, spring and summer would be the two sisters who are jealous at each other)

anyways
i know i haven't blogged in a while
but i have been enjoying summer
like skipping and frolicking in the fields and catching butterflies

actually i've been watching shark week...

wat is that?
o yes what have i done during the summer
i hate that question
the answer always make me look like a lonely, depressed person

i have been on the computer and going out a lot
yea
that's my summer
but i know there are more boring ones out there

lately i have been watching a lot of old shows and older movies like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Shakespeare in Love" and shows like "i dream of Jeannie" and " Cheers"

it made me realize something
besides the fact of why i have glasses (which my parents remind me everyday)
it made me realize that shows now just SUCK compared to the older shows
i know i used "suck"
but this is a very fitting word for reality TV shows
i mean...a show that makes a game out of finding a husband/wife?!
and i know tons of people love these shows but I'm just sick and tired or lawyers, cops, and hospitals
makes me think that my parents sponsored these shows
same with the movies
i just cant stand disappointing movies anymore
and somehow it got even worse
now i cant stand the disappointing trailers
trailers use to make me interested
trailers are suppose to highlight some of the funniest jokes or the best scenes
but because all the jokes are stupid
it's like picking a bad apple from a pile bad apples....that's kinda like political campaigns
but now the trailers are just stupid

which is why i shall take a moment....


Dear God,

It seems like i've wasted my time waiting for summer......WHY?!

anyways
i know some of you might think
"omg your watching old movies and other...old stuff you must be a...(grandma?)"

well i cant help to like the better stuff

besides bad movies
i have grown really lazy
just kidding
i was always lazy

well there's not much to say
i've been bored
and then i haven't been bored

i guess the only thing to ask is....which i dread, but i can't pass up tradition

"what did you do for summer?"

J44

A middle aged couple, in their mid life crisis:

Wife: Oh My God!! i'm soo fat. and i'm soo ugly. and i'll need another botox injection because of all the stress!!

Husband: Honey -

Wife: And i'm soo old. i bet you think i'm so ugly right now.

Husband: No dear -

Wife: i bet you thought that you would marry a young beautiful girl who is so lovely - GAAHHH!!

Husband: your still beautiful to me babe

wife: shut up fugly