halloween

you know
i wonder wat people all around the world do on halloween
besides the people who know how halloween works
i just found out that the irish people celebrates halloween too
in fact halloween originated from celtic people

imagine going up to a house in ireland and knocking
"TRICK OR TREAT!"
and an old man shows up and throws in a potatoe

CLUNK
and you look down and it's a potatoe

i wonder if the kids there draw faces on them in school
or something



Asians
are some of the most narrow minded people sometimes
especially on halloween
and it's usually the old chinese people

on halloween they're all like

"americans...."

and i'm like

"who's side were you on during the cultural revolution?"

well.....i'm thinking that
and then i'm like

"and you wonder why china is more powerful than the US"

maybe in china they throw in a frozen dumping if you're lucky

well
anyways

i also wonder about the vaticans
i mean they should have a episode on discovery channel to show wat the vaticans do on halloween

it's like they walk in and they see orange streamers with jack o lanterns hanging from them

hahaha no...

the windows are probably all boarded up and stuff

and the pope is all frantic

"WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO OUTSIDE! IT'S THE ANNUAL CHILDREN'S CRUSADE"

and all the maids and servant people are gone
cuz the day before, they were explaining to the pope:

"look, you don't have kids..."

but meanwhile the interview with the monks and nuns........

"it's the only day we are scared of gargoyles"


i mean come on
these people spend they're lives in the creepy cathedrals and having picnics in the cemetery (maybe becuz they can't go anywhere else)

and all the while it's dark and very mid-evil

and the stone gargoyles and stone satans( i dunno)
i mean
it's sorta halloween for them everyday

but i love halloween
it's a day to get a scary costume and have free candy
well it's not that scary since
it's mostly kids
and becuz there are more girls than boys,
you see princesses and fairies more
so that's not scary

and besides girls are princess and boys are power rangers
or spider man

so it's not that scary

anyways
happy halloween people
and don't gain 10 pounds or something after 5 hours becuz of the candy





PS

i was also wondering
why is the holiday on the last day of the month?
it's making everyone anxious and impatient
that's when those depression medicine commercials kicks in
if they haven't kicked in before

"are you sad?"
"do you get anxious?"
"do you have get lonely?"

"YES I'M ALIVE!"

-ellen degeneres
funny lady

it's like the person who picked to date wants to raise the depression rates
does he really want to make the world a sadder place?
anyways

i love halloween
(again)
and i also love christmas
you know when i told my dad this
" i can't wait for halloween and i can't wait for christmas and i can't wait for new years and i can't wait for thanksgiving....."

he said that i was going to have a very short life then

"....."
:(

that's just sad
and he calls himself my father....
sniff sniff

jkjkjkjk

but still
i was so happy....