this christmas wasnt so good for me...
my new Wii Fit told me i was fat
my new iPod told me i was lazy
and my new laptop told me to get a life
but that was before my tv told me i was ugly
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
i was i china
i was in china
and now i'm back
i tried to blog from there but it seems like china could provide all the websites except for this one
so that was....nice
o and i got sick....again
this time in china
well it was freezing cold and there was rain and snow and rain and snow and sleet
and at first i thought i lost several of my toes and starting to lose my hands cuz they started to turn black
but the hotels were nice :)
visiting relatives that i can barely relate to since my chinese wasn't that good
from my point at the time
it was boring
and frustrating
but now that i look back to it
its funny
cuz i did a lot of pointing and saying words that didn't make sense
i kinda looked like a gorilla or something
basically pointing and grunting
well....not grunting but you get the point
i guess the things i said just seriously didn't make sense that it would be just grunting anyway
anyways
when i headed for the airport at around 8 am in beijing
dec 30th
and when i came back
it was 8 am in san fransico
dec 30th
so
2 days in one
or in Safeway
BUY ONE GET TWO DAYS
finally when i landed in the US
the first thing i wanted was to hold the nearest American product.....which happened to be my mom's bag ( that happened to be a really expensive, and was a really famous brand, but i forgot the name)
i first thing would've been an American cheeseburger but the airplane food ruined my appetite
although i am proud of china and my nationality (wow i know a word of 5 syllables!)
i still live in america
god, saying that makes me feel guilty....really...guilty
o well
so......more jokes will be coming up
obviously
hope you all had an awesome christmas and a happy new year
i'm saying that cuz i'm not a new yorker
no offense to the fruit city itself
cuz even though that city brings wall street, recession, street full of spit,
they have good pizza....and that sorta makes up for all of it
:)
wow i wonder how do new yorkers spend their holidays.....i should write about that.......maybe.....nah........wait....maybe
i dunno
and now i'm back
i tried to blog from there but it seems like china could provide all the websites except for this one
so that was....nice
o and i got sick....again
this time in china
well it was freezing cold and there was rain and snow and rain and snow and sleet
and at first i thought i lost several of my toes and starting to lose my hands cuz they started to turn black
but the hotels were nice :)
visiting relatives that i can barely relate to since my chinese wasn't that good
from my point at the time
it was boring
and frustrating
but now that i look back to it
its funny
cuz i did a lot of pointing and saying words that didn't make sense
i kinda looked like a gorilla or something
basically pointing and grunting
well....not grunting but you get the point
i guess the things i said just seriously didn't make sense that it would be just grunting anyway
anyways
when i headed for the airport at around 8 am in beijing
dec 30th
and when i came back
it was 8 am in san fransico
dec 30th
so
2 days in one
or in Safeway
BUY ONE GET TWO DAYS
finally when i landed in the US
the first thing i wanted was to hold the nearest American product.....which happened to be my mom's bag ( that happened to be a really expensive, and was a really famous brand, but i forgot the name)
i first thing would've been an American cheeseburger but the airplane food ruined my appetite
although i am proud of china and my nationality (wow i know a word of 5 syllables!)
i still live in america
god, saying that makes me feel guilty....really...guilty
o well
so......more jokes will be coming up
obviously
hope you all had an awesome christmas and a happy new year
i'm saying that cuz i'm not a new yorker
no offense to the fruit city itself
cuz even though that city brings wall street, recession, street full of spit,
they have good pizza....and that sorta makes up for all of it
:)
wow i wonder how do new yorkers spend their holidays.....i should write about that.......maybe.....nah........wait....maybe
i dunno
Thursday, December 10, 2009
J17
version 1
ive always wondered why Russians are so fat. they live up so north where there is nothing to eat. except the only thing up there is this drink. so they drink this as much as they can to get fat enough to hibernate. And so what is this drink? Vodka. ...or "water" in Russian
version 2
i've always wondered why Russians are so fat. they live up way north and basically in the arctic where there is nothing to eat. except Vodka because that's the only thing up there so they drink as much of it as possible. and in the end they all become bloated.
ive always wondered why Russians are so fat. they live up so north where there is nothing to eat. except the only thing up there is this drink. so they drink this as much as they can to get fat enough to hibernate. And so what is this drink? Vodka. ...or "water" in Russian
version 2
i've always wondered why Russians are so fat. they live up way north and basically in the arctic where there is nothing to eat. except Vodka because that's the only thing up there so they drink as much of it as possible. and in the end they all become bloated.
i'm sick
basically this post should just be the title becuz that's pretty straight forward.
but i have other stuff too.
so i went to Disneyland only a few days ago
and i stayed there for about 3 days
so...3 days
i have to say
it wasn't as fun as i hoped it would be
don't get me wrong
it was fun
just as not as i hoped it would be
and i got tired of all the "happiest place in the world" jokes that all the teachers have been saying before we left
and even after we left
(we: all the music people in the school that was going to disney)
plus it was cold and i got wet.....at night
so yea
i limped around for 2 hours with a wet and stiff leg
and i wanted one of those oval pennies with the picture of mickey or something as a souvenier
i did know that everything in disney is expensive
so the penny costed 1 nickel and 2 quarters
for a penny that you can't use anymore
so that was...awesome
but on the bright side
i went to disneyland
and california adventures
where i rode the california screamers
and i also ate cotton candy
and i also stayed in the Hilton Suite (which i rate 3 out of 5)
and yea
and i watched all the BACK TO THE FUTURE movies on the coach bus
and yea
that was pretty awesome actually
and now
i'm sick
but i won't bother to tell you people about that
even though that is what i should be talking about
but i have other stuff too.
so i went to Disneyland only a few days ago
and i stayed there for about 3 days
so...3 days
i have to say
it wasn't as fun as i hoped it would be
don't get me wrong
it was fun
just as not as i hoped it would be
and i got tired of all the "happiest place in the world" jokes that all the teachers have been saying before we left
and even after we left
(we: all the music people in the school that was going to disney)
plus it was cold and i got wet.....at night
so yea
i limped around for 2 hours with a wet and stiff leg
and i wanted one of those oval pennies with the picture of mickey or something as a souvenier
i did know that everything in disney is expensive
so the penny costed 1 nickel and 2 quarters
for a penny that you can't use anymore
so that was...awesome
but on the bright side
i went to disneyland
and california adventures
where i rode the california screamers
and i also ate cotton candy
and i also stayed in the Hilton Suite (which i rate 3 out of 5)
and yea
and i watched all the BACK TO THE FUTURE movies on the coach bus
and yea
that was pretty awesome actually
and now
i'm sick
but i won't bother to tell you people about that
even though that is what i should be talking about
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