Christmas Eve is HERE!

WooHoo!!! I'M BACK!!!

...

*sigh

anyways i AM back
so let me update you on a few things

first off, i just came back from an Asian Get Together
where asians get together basically
we ate dinner in a restaurant, talked about the old college days, and of course...good (private) schools

(the only way i can get a scholarship is that i am bordering genius status...
damn, i think i'm still in the BS status)

sounds warm and fuzzy to you?
(yes)
WRONG

i was the only kid there old enough to sit quiet and stomach the boredom
so there we were
all sitting down

and a stack of menus

we (not me) were talking about who got fat and who has the most wrinkles and so on and so forth

20 mins later....still talking
and an untouched stack of menus
(was i the only one who noticed this?)
i tried to give my dad the meaningful/bossy/bored teenager - look
i wasn't hungry, i was just bored. i mean i had nothing to do

then finally one lady was like "Oh, i think we should eat now!"

("yea i think so too!")

finally we started eating
things settled down for a while, until.....the 6 year old started exploded

not literally of course
but i mean he was like jumping all around, not listening to his parents, a real naughty list contender

then after refusing to eat anything, he took his dad's keys and started jingling them for the next 15 mins

the longest 15 mins of my life...
yelling, screaming, and jingling keys....
i think my brain just suffered a migraine
but i just sat there...being a good little child...and eating fried rice

after getting stuffed, we went to one of the families' house
there, they insisted that i should eat two bags full of asian snacks, 4 sunny-D's, and 4 oranges...i just drank one Sunny-D really s-l-o-w

now after having a hectic day of screaming 6 year olds, college discussions ( you don't talk about colleges, you DISCUSS them) i am here, taking a rest from the outside world

i know what you are thinking
that i am being an arrogant teenager

i might be at some points, but i was REALLY TRYING
the whole time, i tried to listen in on their conversation, and hastily arranging my face into one of profound understanding, keeping in mind that THEY invited ME into THEIR home

and my parents and their friends haven't seen each other for 10 years

but the conversation just slipped through my mind without leaving the smallest shred of meaning behind

i even tried to sympathize the kid
i mean being a 6 year old, he was very cute....i almost wanted to hug him...and strangle him

srry can't help it
as i said "i tried"
not that it worked

so that was my Christmas Eve day
but the thing that i was grateful from this Asian Get Together
was that at least i WAS invited, and i think that was the most important

but still...that kid....ugh....

anyways MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
i'll try to write more

HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK PEOPLE

YOU'VE READ THE BOOK

YOU'VE SEEN THE TRAILER

AND NOW THE "HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS" MOVIE IS OUT

HOW CAN YOU TOP THAT?

with a PART 2 OF COURSE

SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o and another thing....I WATCHED THE FTW MOVIE TODAY!!!! IN MY HARRY POTTER COSTUME!!!!!

ok enough caps

let's get down to the seriousness

in a word...it was Awesome

but there are some faults and therefore i rate it a 4 out of 5

Let's just say i'm not a big fan of director David Yate's directing style

i mean i dunno what he's doing

either it's just his style...or he's just too lazy for transitions - or both

most of the scenes are just too less dialogue...the acting...meh...

The acting is probably because the actors are just so tired of their characters.

not blaming them....how long has it been? 10 years?

but come on...for the fans? Please?

very little dialogue.....that's a problem...the action is a little to routine and there is too less talking....like there's no communication between the characters.

so that leaves the really touching scenes far from it's supposed effect.

For those of you who never read the book or books (SHAME ON YOU), you WILL be lost. So stop being so lazy and read the book.

The music....is average....WHY DID JOHN WILLIAMS HAVE TO LEAVE??!!!

probably got tired of the series too.

the new guy is some french guy named Alexandre Desplat

if you've seen a video about David Heyman the producer praising this guy, just so you know, that was promotional/commercial bull...sorta

i was really disappointed that they didn't use Hedwig's theme a lot...probably because Harry is growing up and all. The music actually did a good job with the mood and atmosphere of the movie. I can tell that this guy has range; he can create really heavy, dark music while adding a few whimsical fluidity here and there.

But it wasn't all bad. Now i'm saying this not because i need a filler for the "pros," but because i really think so. This 7th installment of the series has reached a whole new level. It is different and really a breath of fresh air (with a few pollutants in it of course, but generally good). Over the years we've talking about how each film graduates to a new level of darkness and becoming more adult. well, we had know idea what we were talking about...until now.

Without the whole children's school uniforms and games like Quidditch and Neville, things are becoming way more darker than ever. There is no Hogwarts or Dumbledore and Harry, Hermione, and Ron are all completely dependent on their own skills and abilities. They are being chased by Snatchers, Death Eaters, the Ministry, and the most sinister of all, Voldemort.

Let me tell you, this is not a boring movie. THIS IS NOT A BORING MOVIE.

srry, i had to say that in case i mislead you in the beginning.

WARNING: YOU MAY FAINT DUE TO AN OVERDOSE OF EPICNESS.

the movie actually pays close attention to the characters....not just Harry, but to Hermione and Ron as well. that's all i can say since i don't wanna give anything away.

Also the movie sticks with to the book so all you hardcore Harry Potter fans can stop complaining. wait..did i tell you guys that i'm a hardcore Harry Potter fan?? well...now i did

Another thing; I guarantee that you will laugh (in a good way) and scream (in a good way). This movie doesn't take itself too seriously so it's not boring ( i had to make that clear). Ron is hilarious - that's all i can say...again. The screaming...well, i read the book so i knew what was going to happen so i didn't scream. but it scared the crap out of me anyways!

in the end, I FULLY RECOMMEND IT - and not because i'm a biased fan......

.......?

i think that made sense. Anyways. Really worth my 16 bucks (IMAX)

lol i was planning to go up to the ticket booth place, flick my credit card lazily, and say, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows....oh yea...i forgot to mention....IMAX"

unfortunately, my dad wanted to try out the ticket machine...

i'm taking a break

this is just a short post on to tell you guys how things are doing

and things aren't going so well

mainly because i've got soo much fill in the blank, unmeaningful essays, junk my teachers keep throwing on me

what's the point of writing a meaningful essay if you've only got a day to do it?!!!

anyways

another thing

i just wanna let you know that i'm taking a break...long or small...it depends

there's just soo much stuff to do

like right now, i'm suppose to come up with a "clever" review for the movie "Fair Game"

i'm usually very critical of movies but somehow i can't do anything but ramble

*sigh...

but i will continue to blog that's for sure

and i might just drop in to make small ones like this

well....i've gotta get back to this *punch notebook*

at least i'm not with one of those asian parents in which a "B" would dishonor the family

but if i get a C.....

A BRIEF HISTORY ON THE STONE AGE

You are bored

and you are doodling...on the walls

and the hunt (dinner) isn't ready till and hour later....

this is the stone age

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!

actually it's just your home....except you are forbidden to use any electronic media

except now of course

no no i didn't get in trouble or anything like that

it was a school assignment:

go through a 24 hr period without any contact to facebook...

oh that's easy, i hate facebook

...or any other electronic media

damn...

...then write a column on it

*sigh...

so now that's over, i shall document my experience

and it was HORRIBLE

well that's actually because i was sick...and it was really hot

but i was extremely bored

and there was a lot more doodling than usual

you know i thought that i can get through it easily

and i sort of did cuz i did know that it was going to be full of nothingness

but i looked around and there was a TV....and a Lenovo laptop....and my cheap cellphone.....

(did i tell you about my cheap cellphone? o well. so i lost my cell phone one day and when my parents found out they punished me by giving me a literally my-palm-sized-1hr-battery-life-2003-something-grey cellphone. and the brand was...siemens....i have never heard of it before)

anways my cellphone had a few games on it

and i just sat there on my couch....pondering on how our generation was so dependent on those things.....

and fell asleep

well before that, it seemed to me how ridiculous this current situation was

how i was just sitting there with the TV in front of me and unable to turn it on

everything was just barely out of reach

you can imagine me just sitting there, trying to avoid the heat

well sitting on a non leather sofa didn't help

so i just sat on the floor

which sort of helped

later on that didn't help much

so i laid on the floor

which was uncomfortable

so i was laying on the floor and surrounded by Post-it-Notes that said Harry Potter 7 Harry Potter 7 Harry Potter 7 Harry P....

this is wat happens when a teenager is disconnected from the internet

there could've been a Target store explosion conducted by Costco and i wouldn't know

people could've been talking about how there was a stampede of elephants at Stanford and i would be the ignorant little school boy who didn't know wat was going on

all in all

it wasn't a great day for me

with homework

my illness

no TV

no Computer

temperatures in the 90s

and boredom

now if you will excuse me

i'm going to watch some Simpsons....i think they're on

A tiny earth

This was for a school project. I think this pretty much sums up the gravity of the situation.

(the picture was bigger...but my scanner was not) This is also on google buzz

Please comment! :)

All the things i learned in high school

Writing for Publications has taught me something

that i might at some point hate writing

ok besides the obvious

that you have to have a good interview to have good info

that a good interview isn't good enough

that you need a full investigation

that includes good interviews of other reliable sources (family, friends, acquaintances, etc.)

that in order you have to have a good story, you must run around to find those interviewees

that in other words, that "run around" will be so mentally tiring that it would make track and field a light morning jog

in other words, you can't be successful without hard work

i know it's a worn out cliche but the meaning itself was like a being awoken by being hit in the face

an ear splitting slap that made me wake up from a hazy dream called "middle school"

even though in middle school i thought i had already gotten that slap from "elementary school"

not that the hard stuff has started yet

but it is to come....eventually.......

writing for publications also made me fall in love with blogging all over again

because in blogging i can complain, i can write better since there is no teacher breathing down the back of my neck to tell me to hurry up

and i can write anything that i want

thank god...to whoever made the internet

math is always the same

i nearly fall asleep during every period and only getting up to take notes

except i cant do that more often now...cuz now the teacher calls on people...even if they are sitting in the back...and in the corner

my biology teacher's last name rhymes with her first name...so nobody calls her by Mrs... not to her face of course

i wonder if she realizes that....

i bet she does

the schools reputation of high standards for academics are settling in now that we had our first batch tests.

at least that was for me

i think it settled in a long time ago now that i realized a lot of people had taken principles of business.

it's amazing to see people focusing so much of their energy to academics....only to refuel then accelerate during summer

i say "accelerate" because at that time, nobody knows how far the others went ahead in the textbooks to get in front of everyone else. so they try really hard...just in case

many people i met actually came from private schools to go to public schools to get out of the same group of nerdy people to an environment with a variety of people - like the real world

after that speech

i dared not tell them that they have gotten out of a batch of nerds - only to jump in another batch of nerds

o well, they'll see....i'll let them have the full learning experience

which is an euphemism for a cut that will only turn into a permanent scar, a lesson learned

which is an euphemism for a complete shocker

sorry if i used to many metaphors

i was up all night doing writing for pub homework

what the most useful thing about my second week of high school was my planner

what the stressful thing was that i kept on losing my Target bag with all my swimming material

what the most interesting thing i found out as i am writing this

is that my life is like any other person

that i found out during high school too

full of stupid mistakes, to be forgotten mishaps and bland morning cereal that tastes like boredom

if life is going to be like this

i might as well make it as interesting as possible

by writing

although something does happen once in a while

i wonder if this is a typical writer's life

so bored that you have to make up interesting things inside your head

that applies to fiction at least

these are all the things i learned in high school...and it's only the 2nd week

The first day of school

the first day of school felt like a week

and the first week felt like a year

high school made me realize something that i have always suspected:

i hate high school

i'm sorry

you know how in high school movies (chic flicks) there are a bunch of normal people and then there are only a few b*tches and only a few wanabe's ?

i can probably handle that

but i swear

i CANNOT deal with a whole school full of asian b*tches

and i am NOT exaggerating

i feel like that i had already gone through a whole year

this school makes me want to be a kindergartener

well i've always wanted to be a kindergartener.....

this school makes me want to be a baby

seriously

i know i know

that this is the time of growing up

of enjoying school

of feeling the pinnacle of youth

well guess what

my pinnacle of youth was when i was a baby

and if high school is about feeling the pinnacle of youth then i would like to be a baby

and i also know that university is worse

and then the rest is devoted to work hard enough so that in the end you don't have to work

which is worse than university

or not

i dunno

but it's apparent that they are all worse

and i also know that i'm whining

but if there were ever a time to be whining it should be about school and during youth

oh look! this fits the bill!

so i'll whine

thank you very much

(sorry i was just watching one of those british tv shows full of old people and tea)

i dunno

maybe it's because i didn't get into the one class that i really wanted to get into

maybe it's because i'm condemned to 4 years of chinese teachers

and i swear

if you don't do as they ask, they will whoop your a**

there is nothing scarier than chinese teachers...except huge PE teachers...which i do have

on the other hand

maybe i should consider myself lucky

they say that there's this other gym teacher that used to be an army sergeant

with all do respects for the army, but i would not like to be in her class

and if that weren't true

she speaks like a drill sergeant anyways

and my chinese teacher

some people say that she's the mean one

but i have been through teachers like that...once

and i've learned that if i just kept quiet (all the time literally) and did my homework then i won't get into any trouble....unless i get late for class which rarely happens

so i'll just stick to that plan

well

so far high school has done one thing that isn't so bad to me:

i'm not so afraid of piano classes anymore

J45

When people get mad, they argue

when rich people get mad, they sue

Summer

Ah....summer
the loveliest season...no wait that's spring
(if seasons were people, spring and summer would be the two sisters who are jealous at each other)

anyways
i know i haven't blogged in a while
but i have been enjoying summer
like skipping and frolicking in the fields and catching butterflies

actually i've been watching shark week...

wat is that?
o yes what have i done during the summer
i hate that question
the answer always make me look like a lonely, depressed person

i have been on the computer and going out a lot
yea
that's my summer
but i know there are more boring ones out there

lately i have been watching a lot of old shows and older movies like "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and "Shakespeare in Love" and shows like "i dream of Jeannie" and " Cheers"

it made me realize something
besides the fact of why i have glasses (which my parents remind me everyday)
it made me realize that shows now just SUCK compared to the older shows
i know i used "suck"
but this is a very fitting word for reality TV shows
i mean...a show that makes a game out of finding a husband/wife?!
and i know tons of people love these shows but I'm just sick and tired or lawyers, cops, and hospitals
makes me think that my parents sponsored these shows
same with the movies
i just cant stand disappointing movies anymore
and somehow it got even worse
now i cant stand the disappointing trailers
trailers use to make me interested
trailers are suppose to highlight some of the funniest jokes or the best scenes
but because all the jokes are stupid
it's like picking a bad apple from a pile bad apples....that's kinda like political campaigns
but now the trailers are just stupid

which is why i shall take a moment....


Dear God,

It seems like i've wasted my time waiting for summer......WHY?!

anyways
i know some of you might think
"omg your watching old movies and other...old stuff you must be a...(grandma?)"

well i cant help to like the better stuff

besides bad movies
i have grown really lazy
just kidding
i was always lazy

well there's not much to say
i've been bored
and then i haven't been bored

i guess the only thing to ask is....which i dread, but i can't pass up tradition

"what did you do for summer?"

J44

A middle aged couple, in their mid life crisis:

Wife: Oh My God!! i'm soo fat. and i'm soo ugly. and i'll need another botox injection because of all the stress!!

Husband: Honey -

Wife: And i'm soo old. i bet you think i'm so ugly right now.

Husband: No dear -

Wife: i bet you thought that you would marry a young beautiful girl who is so lovely - GAAHHH!!

Husband: your still beautiful to me babe

wife: shut up fugly

J43

A lot of people want to have a simple, short, and elegant wedding.
and many people don't get that
but celebrities have it all

Priest:

"Lets just skip to the I do's, I don't think it's worth to say the whole thing"

Makin' Friends...not exactly a happy thought

Making friends isn't so easy.
I mean except for those who are fortunate enough to have the talent to be able to converse easily with people
well maybe even for those people
see, along with the dating tips, diet tricks, and "how to stay happy" tips you get from websites and magazines, there are also stuff like how to talk to people
i bet you all have heard stuff like "just be yourself" or "go with the flow"
well
no one can't really "be yourself" under a lot of pressure and while they're nervous
and becuz of that, you can't exactly "go with the flow"

first of all
we are in the real world full of contradictions: mean people who look nice and nice people who are mean
it's not the kid's Saturday cartoons shows world or Sesame Street where you can just say "can i play with you?" in your puppy dog face and then Big Bird says "WHY OF COURSE!!" and then two will be playing in the sandbox making sand castles

in the real world you'll probably just get a slap in the face or something, but an awkward yes usually

i'm not sure about later on
but when you are a kid, littler kids are much more easier to be accepted into their clan.
and older kids are harder be accepted
it's awkward
there will be inside jokes
and when everybody laughs at a not funny joke
you HAVE to laugh
and i know it's hard
i've done it for a loooong time
and most of the time you'll be left out

now i understand that it's awkward and all sorts of adjectives

when you first talk, you try to keep a conversation
you wanna be nice but not come across as a sissy, yet you don't want appear to be an a**hole
and you treat the other person as a baby...being nice
try to talk about school, work, homework, sports, or whatever pathetic thing you can come up with
and it only feels good when you pretend to be viewing the surroundings, but your actually finding time to roll your eyes
and no matter what, the conversation dwindles into silence

i have no tips
i have no advice

Makin' friends are one of the good things that is hard to get to

like wading across a huge river to try to get to the other side

yet in the end when you do make a friend because thank god you didn't meet some arrogant, bragging, whining, highly oppinionated ( the list goes on forever....or once i find some synonyms) ,

it does feel good
it really does

and that's why people keep on doing it
and that's why you should do it more often

J42

When i first decided to post jokes on my blog, i also decided that i had to set down a few rules

no disgusting stuff
no making fun of gays and lesbians
no stereotypes
and no swearing

...i gave up

J41

Science tells that we all come from the Africans from Africa
That's also where our coolness comes from

J40

This is for all the kids who watch the World Cup and get inspired to play soccer
here are the minimum requirements:

1. ANYONE CAN PLAY NO MATTER WHAT RACE OR GENDER...but prefer male Latino
   
2. A GAME FOR DISABLED PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO ARMS......but prefer that you have arms anyways
3. thickness of skull: 1 ft
   

J39

One of the only reason i'm watching the World Cup is that there is no loud Mexican commentary

FIFA World Cup in South Afr - OH SH*T!!! THE BRITISH IS COMING!!!!!

FIFA World Cup
it has finally come
After four long years
since it's last game....and i don't really care

well to be honest
i'm like the rest of the world
i don't care about a sport unless my favorite team makes it to the playoffs or there is a world tournament...except for the Wimbledon and the French open
i like tennis but since these competitions happen like every year, i kinda get bored
it's not like the Olympic where they make the country work for 4 years and make the rest of the world wait for 4 years
like last time during the Beijing Olympics, when i was watching the kayaking, i was like "whoa look at that paddle work"

and the last time i went kayaking...i hated it

anyways
onto the most anticipated game for the two most classical rivals
USA VS BRITAIN

that's why my blog is like
it was the only thing relevant to this game
for some reason blogger doesn't have a "sports categories" in their templates
o well

you know i think that it would a b**ch slap for Britain if they don't win
there will be two slap in the face for Britain i think

slap no. 1: if they don't win
slap no. 2: they haven't won since like some half century ago....and they invented the sport

if Britain was a mom, US would be the disappointing child
now i don't know too much about soccer or anything so i can't give you any soccer facts or say who's gonna win
but i can imagine Britain's pep talk before the game

Coach: ok now WE ARE NOT GONNA LET THOSE YANKS WIN!!!!!

player: wait i thought we already got over that?

Coach: H-H-HELLL NO!

now aside from competition that hasn't been aired yet

i have to say Nelson Mandela looks like Morgan Freeman

and as i am typing this...there is a pre-match
now what is that?
seriously i don't know
do the players have to get tired before they get tired?

last night there was the Kick Off Celebration with all the world renowned singers
and i have to say...the black eyed peas don't sound good live
it was just outa tune
but the ones that did sound good were Alicia Keys and Shakira

for this game
for the FIFA world cup
all the networks that aren't broadcasting the world cup, they are gonna loose views

for this game
for the FIFA world cup
McDonalds is the official restaurant
and for all the teams, they are saying...damn no wonder we lost last time

god it's hard to watch TV and type at the same time

o well
GAMES GONNA BEGIN
GONNA WATCH


ps
when did South Korea play soccer

J38

One time I entered into a youth art contest and I won. I got really excited because it includes a certificate and a medal.

So when i was basking in my glory, some kid goes up to me and says "you'll never be as good as da Vinci. and he was dyslexic! you'll never be as good as the people with disabilities who have to face challenges everyday of their LIFE!"

And i was like WHAT? Are you hating on me because i'm not disable? Don't you know the rules of real life?

the next time somebody makes fun of me because i'm not disabled, is the time when Mexicans take over the United States.

Ending Version 2:

And i was like WHAT? DID HUMAN RIGHTS ACTIVISTS FINALLY GET RECOGNISED?

ENDING VERSION 3:

the next time somebody is hating on me because i'm not disabled is the time where whites are a minority.

J37

I once got into an argument (i can't say "a fight") with a guy in a wheelchair

3 mins into this argument and i got beat up by the people watching around

i've learned my lesson

no matter how much disabled people make fun of you, you can't say a word about them

J36

There are so many religions today that i have to go to church every week to remind me which one i'm in.

J35

The moment when you don't trust the Canadians is when World War III starts.

J34

Fast forward was invented when they put the credits in the beginning of the movie

Another "turtle and rabbit" kind of moral story

i know i have been posting a lot of jokes lately and i haven't really blogged much.
well
i'm here now!
it's just that i didn't have a lot of time to blog...i just had time to joke.....
THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT
i just...
...ahh watever


so anyways

today
i went to the dentist
sad i know
i bet that along with years of training...doctors also have to have years of mental theropy for those "i hate you"s, "why do i need this?"s, "speak english (your such a nerd)"s , and "are you killing me?!"s.

cuz well, everybody dreads to go to the dentist or the doctors
for kids, their afraid if they got a booboo
and for adults, you just wanna know if your gonna die (big booboo)

well my orthodontist wasnt that bad. he's short and he's a fluently english speaking Asian. well, as i was lying there on that um...adjustable bed (?), i heard him talk to his assistant and he talked like Michael from NBC's The Office. and so when he came over I said

"you know you kinda sound like Michael from The Office"

and he said..."who?"

"Michael...you know from The Office...you know that show on NBC"

"um...I don't watch that show....I've watched a few clips of it and i don't think that their jokes are intelligent....plus i don't watch TV a lot"

Me: "No your doing something a lot more fun...you just fix teeth all the time....day and night. that's interesting...(:S)"

Him: "well I'm am fixing someone's teeth...that is a good thing"

Me: "i know but that's not having a lot of fun...."

5 mins later....

Me: you know what's ironic? you give cookies out. so even if we eat it before we come in, then you would blame us for having an unclean mouth. then it would be your fault"

Him: "i know but we can tell if it's a recently eaten cookie or it's just you not brushing....besides....fault is a strong word....now really who's fault is it? mines or your who chose to eat the cookie? there are many things we don't know. if only we look into it deeper...."

"the big bang" thought...cuz i couldn't talk....

Him (continuing): like the big bang, who really created the universe?

at this point he had his metal sticks and stuff out of my mouth and i finally could talk
i could've told him why if only i had seen the big bang documentary last night on Discovery Channel. but instead i said:

"i'm an atheist" cuz there was the answer: god

and that point i was back lying there again with my mouth full of his metal pokers again

Him: Atheist? i used to be one. but now i believe that there is just one god and that if there was no god or something that created everything, then how about evolution? no that wouldn't be possible....and how about creating the animal with five fingers (waving his hand at my face)? no...see there must be something...

and he went on and on... and i tried to argue but, 2 reasons: numero uno, his hand was in my mouth trying to remove something, #2, i wasn't really concentrating on wat he was saying. all i was thinking was how the hell did we get from Michael from The Office to The Big Bang theory? see that's why i left a gap in the conversation; i still cant figure out how. so he kept on talking....and i kept on being patient.

finally i was finished and he said "i enjoyed the conversation we've had, it was a very intelligent one"
and i said bye and went out to get a cookie

so children, the moral of this story,
this whole conversation...that i had to write it all up

was so to remind you to

NEVER TALK ABOUT SCIENCE WITH A RELIGIOUS MAN


godamn....at least my teeth is well

J33

You know how there is just so much ranting about saving the planet and how we should stop global warming? They tell us to recycle bottles, cans, and paper. They tell us that we are cutting down the trees and that we are destroying the enviroment by doing so. They tell us how we have to recycle or even use less of paper. Articles upon articles of about how millions of acres of rainforests are cut down every day and how all those trees are being used for making furniture or coal productions.

All of that, and they still make note cards

Mac or PC = Early Life Crisis

My school has macs

and they were all donated by Apple (thank you) BUT

THE REST OF THE SCHOOL'S POPULATION HAVE PC'S!!!!

so how are you suppose to do keynote at home?

o wait you don't because you don't have a mac

no

you have a PC

and if there is a project in which you have to do on iMovie

ok, how am i suppose to do that at home?

YOU DON'T BECAUSE YOU HAVE A PC

and NOTHING is compatible

except for all the windows office stuff

and the teachers don't understand either

(or maybe they do but they're not allowed to help you)

everytime there is a project and you have to do the filming and then you have to edit on Mac because if you do it on PC it's not gonna show cuz you need a converter...in which you are not allowed to use and sometimes those don't even work

look

i like PC

there is nothing bad about them

but recently due to this Early Life Crisis

i have been out of control

not kidding

i was actually considering to buy a used mac or see if i can rent one just for this project that we are doing....sad i know

but that's true

god...i need to calm down

if you are wondering which computer i like now

well i dunno

i guess i'm just mad at the school for having macs

you cant do anything...

this may not be the best blog entry

but i feel better now that i've let my anger out on this digital...um page

look i don't completely hate macs

they are pretty cool with their shiny um...everything and awesome keyboard

they are just soo white and awesome

i bet if i had a mac i would never use it

i'm afraid i might get it dirty

that's why i have a dirt colored (they call it bronze) PC

so...

which do you prefer?

macs or PC?

oh and if you feel the same thing as me...please comment

it would make me feel a whole lot better

cuz then i know i'm not the only one

oh and btw

Happy Earth Day...make sure you recycle your papers, bottles, metals, cars, clothes, pets, toilet paper, beer cans so other people can drink from it, etc....

JKJK DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT

J32

Have you noticed that many of the game shows and shows where you can win prizes are increasing the amount of money? in fact it is now possible to get $1 million dollars on Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortunes!

and have you noticed that businessmen and women never seem to have the time to see those game shows?

well, lets be honest here

it's not because they don't have time for it, it just that they don't want to watch it

let me show you wat i mean:

to us, when we see the shows, we are like "oh they're now giving out a lot more money than before"

but to the average business person it's like "WHEEL. OF. FORTUNE!!! AND. WE. HAVE. YOUR. STIMULUS. PACKAGE!!!!"

J31

Sarah Palin emerged from the loss of the (vice) presidential campain with a book (about...Going Rogue?) and a dream of becoming a reality TV star and maybe to run again next time? well what if Sarah Palin won? This is how she would've dealt a national tradegy....as a president

9/11:

Secretary of Defense: Ma'am, the World Trade Center has been attacked by Arabian terrorists
Palin: OH MY GOD! what are Arabians?
Tutor whispers into the secretary's ear: "explaining it in a way she can understand...we're still not there yet"
Secretary of Defense: oh...Well, they're a whole lot worse than blacks and Mexicans
Palin: SH*T! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!

J30

Gays were obviously not accepted in society before

you never heard about them

but now

it seems like half the world is gay

everyday there seems to me some claim that somebody's gay

today, gays are more outspoken and more accepted

or at least taking a step....

USA: yea sure gays are cool

England: (now that we are friends with Yanks) yea gays are cool

Russia: half the time we're drunk so we don't really care

France: they make our clothes so, yes

Germany: yes

Spain: yes

Vatican : HELL NO

i mean baby steps....

J29

Ever wonder why the British seem to win more Oscars than any other's?

like Helen Mirren?

Well i think it's because you've got to live up to when you school is called the

SHAKESPEARE ACADEMY.

should've put this one up during the oscars....o well

J28

There once was a gecko named Geco

But somehow we call him Geico

He talked the British

Which to everyone was gibberish

And that's why Allstate dubbed him a psycho

VS

What people hate

there is always something(S!) that everybody hates
that they are annoyed by
but can't do much about it

and i'm telling you this because i'm agitated and i'm a blogger

like Buddhists want hair
But there is not much they can do about that
nuns feel like anything they say to man is called cheating because apparently they are married to Jesus.
parents hate their kids (really, they do....sometimes)
kids hate their parents (more than parents hate the kids)
it's a balance of nature for that one
parents nag their kids to eat faster and cleaner, and kids nag parents to cook better food
you hate me and i hate you and that's what makes us a one big happy family
it's a love-hate situation that consists of mostly hate
40% love and 70% hate
i know the numbers don't add up but i'm just trying to prove my point

what i hate
is being pushed around
forced to do things
and only commented on stuff that you are bad at
everybody knows that
and if you don't
then your God

( i was gonna say monkey...but then i realized that they actually do get pushed around a lot)

i am constantly being reminded to play piano
practice violin
read more books
hand wash my clothes because SOMEBODY ran out of quarters
sure i'm lazy, and if you don't wake me up i'll probably wake up at 12 pm
but i'm being forced to do stuff all the time
do this do that go there go back go up go down go sideways....ok i ran outa possible ways
if i wasn't being nagged all the time to do stuff that i already know
then i wouldn't be so stressed out

being told to do something that you forgot is called annoyed
being told to do something that you already know is called "shoot me"
only remind people when they actually forget

and no matter how much you tell the person to stop or "shut your yap"
they'll just tell you how in the future you need to be more organized and stuff and just keep on doing it

my parents do that to me all the time....as expected

"hey go practice piano"
"ok"

1 hr later

"why are you watchin' TV?"
"cuz i'm tired"
"your never gonna get any knowledge out of that"
"i'm watching Discovery Channel"
"...GO PLAY PIANO"

yep
no matter how much i say that i'm tired, it's the weekend, somehow academics and music classes comes first

and i do try to go outside
but when you have nobody outside to go with, you just gonna be inside
and wat do you have inside in a typical 21th century home?

• TV
• Computer(FOR RECREATION ONLY)
  
• several game boards (but in the 21th century, either you lost some pieces or the whole box is lost)
• books (but you try to get interested but your not)
• and for kids past age 12, nothing else

oh and another thing for what i hate
people commenting on what you are bad at ONLY
like take report cards for example
when i got my report card back i had almost all A's except for a B in fitness
now that doesn't mean that i'm fat or anything
in fact i'm not
it means that i cant throw the frizbee straight and my one week off to visit my relatives wasn't taken too lightly by the PF teacher

and so after my parents read the report card....for like 20 min (?, i know right?)
they were like

"you are bad at PF. you need agility skills, your not strong enough. you need to play more sports. you need to do more than just sit around all day"

and not one word on the A's

and when i heard that
i sat there for about 5 secs, and those 5 secs was waiting for the "but there rest is just wonderful"

but nothing

and i wanted to say something about that because obviously i got really angry
and i wanted to throw something and since this was during dinner, i wanted to throw a plate at them but considering my poor Frisbee skills, I'll probably miss

and with that i went up to my room and slammed the door shut and started swearing under my breath

yep
that's what happened
for me
it seemed obvious that i would get some kind of "good job" or "awesome"
but apparently that wasn't the case for them

that kind of thing doesn't just happens for report cards obviously
but don't you just hate it when people only make fun of you of the mistakes and sometimes don't pay attention to the good things?
i know some people do that but they're only joking
and i know that
but sometimes when you work you butt of for something and you don't get an applause for any of it

that's like Hollywood actresses going to TJ Max to buy their gowns because Versace was gay

so seriously

that's a problem

and it's annoying

and that

is redundant

i know i write about random stuff

but i'm just tired of this. the only difference between me and other people who are feeling the exact same thing, is that i'm just putting it all in words

but hey

i'm agitated

and i'm a blogger

do the math

J27

The point of being in business and being a businessman is to get popular

a decade ago, people had to go to Harvard or Stanford business and read 700 page books on "Innovation" or "How to Dine with Royalty by age 30"

now it's different

you don't even need to go to college

business people could just watch popular YouTube videos all day and take notes

J26

Before "Party in the USA".....

So you wonder why it's called party in the USA? not china, not Germany, but USA?

Miley Cyrus need a new song

this time it had to show a hype for partying as herself, miley

so she searched the atlas for a cool country besides the US (because that would just be to predictable)

Europe came as an obvious answer. but where?

so she thought that one of the most famous and modernized with celebrities would be FRANCE

she went into the VIP clubing area for the countries biggest celebrites

and started partying and finally met a cutie

"SO ARE YOU HAVING FUN?"

"O YA, 'AVING FUN AT FRANCE?"

"O YEA...SO THIS IS THE PLACE FOR BIG CELEBRITIES"

"WEE"

"SO WHO ARE YOU?

"Je suis un PC et Windows 7 a été mon idée"

so that's why it' called Party in the USA.

J25

so 2 days ago i went to the SF Modern Art Museum

most people

come out of museum with inspiration

some people come out with the feeling of enlightenment

and others come out looking smart cuz now they can brag to their friends how much knowledge they've learned from looking from a well known artist's photograph when in fact, they can't remember any artists' name

i, came out of the museum with a joke

i just find it amazing that a wall size canvas with nothing on it but gray paint could be inspiring

i mean a dot means HOPE

a small minuscule circular dot

well then wat does a small triangle represent?

well if you asked one of the curators

they'll probably tell you that it's a three-way

hey

it's MODERN art

small things like this could be counted as art

and could gain fame all around the world

would probably piss off da Vinci

"DAMN if i knew that this was all i had to do to be famous, i would've never wasted my time painting that ugly women!!"

Think Before You Speak

Have you ever heard of people ranting on something

especially when that something could be like the government, or the war on terrorism

and you are just sitting there listening or barely

but that person is just ranting on and on

and you want to tell them to shut up but either you walk away, or that person just won't listen

and i know that almost everyone, no i take that back, EVERYONE will be that person at some point

but none the less, it's annoying on many different levels

one, cuz it's just a person yapping, and two, THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT

if you don't have proof

if you don't have evidence

if you don't have experience

you can ALMOST convince somebody

but you cant

because it's almost

see

i hear people whether they are payed to do it or they are just a regular person

ranting on the government

how the troops should be sent back

how George W. Bush should just go to hell

how the economy is going to the drains and it's all who and who's fault

how we just keep and fight, fighting continuously like the way we are in debt continuously

but let me ask something

DO YOU HAVE A PLAN

do you have a BETTER plan?

who knows what's right or what's wrong

in the government

in politics

it's just all a blur

and you have to carefully examine to find the answer

and even that might not be enough

sure the government has done bad stuff before

no country is perfect

but all countries can be better

imagine what the US is capable of

we could start a nuclear war

but we didn't

you have to remember

that these things are complicated are

as complicated as many other things

complicated depends on how you look at something

it could be simple, but if you think about it, it gets complicated

which i don't recommend doing

complicated could also imply something large

something that takes a LOT to take in

i've tried to take in big concepts

and it didn't work out

before you go ranting on something

you need to think this

Are you sure on what you are saying?

Are you 100% sure?

Do you have something to say when you find out that you are wrong?

Do you?

sure

you can be right

and you may be

but there are just many things attached to what you say

some you may know

and some you may not

some things that you are sure about

may become scrambled up at the time when you least expected

like which would you choose if you had to choose? righteousness or peace?

you may find yourself ranting on Bush but then realizing that he was just representing what it means to be American

taking a stand, democracy, justice, and all the other stuff

being president is hard

it's one of the many jobs where you realize that there are strings attached

and one move could lead to a catastrophic domino effect

and you don't know which move

why?

Because strings are attached and one pull, the other ones are pulled too

looking at things in all angles

that's what you need to do

that's what everyone needs to do

realization

if you have it

then you can say anything without being wrong

obviously no one is like that

but you can be the best you can be

so

what if you realized

and what if you didn't

but you ended up in the same ranting spot

what is the difference?

well, it's the fact that you at least tried

see

that's the problem everywhere

what's the problem? it could be a problem and it could just be something else

what people realizes

what makes sense to them whether they know all the facts or not

beliefs

religion

simple things that drives people, government, countries, and some other things that are just out there in the universe

you cant see it

but it's there

i know that i have used government and politics a lot in here

but those are just example

i don't have the brain power to think of anything else

but i know that there are more examples

it's like a circle

you've been told that a circle has infinite points

but when you pin point one

you suddenly realize that another point

a totally different point

is just a nonmeter away from the yours

my point is that

some things

are just complicated

like the circle

and is too broad, too general, too universal, too big, too large, too vast

to take in

to sink in

to realize

and i understand

i'm not forcing anyone

i'm just giving them something to think about

like i did to myself

what i said is a really big thing

and i don't blame you if you are really confused

but i am just glad that i got to it out there, to say what i mean

god that was a mouthful

not that i was saying this whole thing in one breath

cuz that would be weird

so now

either you are already gone cuz you got bored

or you just had to bare through it

or you actually know what i mean

think before you speak

and i think i have thoroughly explained that concept

Picking the courses for high school = staring contest

today, yesterday, and most likely tomorrow, i will be staring at pieces of paper that have to do with high school courses

things are harder if you want to learn everything
and although this might sound weird
but, now i hate it when my parent's tell me that it's my choice
because i don't know what i really want anymore
there is electronic, JAVA programming, drama, and all the other stuff
which sound boring, yet feel really important

like Principles of Business

you just sit at your desk and stare at the courses your gonna take
and staring at the requirements for getting into the good universities
either you wanna go into them or your parents do or both,
your just sitting there, trying to narrow down you options

and asking yourself
What do you want to do with your life?
What do you want?
and then finally speaking to yourself
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

you start to think of is it worthy to take a particular class
because if you do, you might miss out on something else that might be more useful or important

then the thought of credits, honors, AP classes, and other anvils of stuff comes into your head

so
what do you do?
wat do you choose?
what will happen when you choose it?

at this point
i'm still sitting there
thinking
and waiting for some miracle or a flash of light (no not the death one) or some revelation that will come to you and will make everything go clear

but nothing came

and so instead
something else came

"wow, i'm only a kid and i'm already trying to plan out my life"

the papers looked official
and they just stared right back at me

but then something did come
something that seemed just like a miracle

you see
your only going into the 9th grade
your only a kid
this isn't real life YET
this is just school
and your not trying to create a company
your only choosing classes
for 9th grade
FOR 9TH GRADE ONLY
worry about the other stuff later
worry about the thing that need to be worried about now
and then
don't worry
although that doesn't make sense
it helps
it slows things down so you don't explode with pressure a few years earlier than you need to

you can find what suits you later
right now
your just choosing classes

anyways
that is my advice
that is my explanation of my advice
(pause for effect)
(pause to let wat i said reverberate into your brain)


but a shorter way
is to ask your parents :)

so don't stress out
after thinking that
i had another thought

wow i need to blog about this

J24

Have you every wondered why there aren't any cooking shows that have two host chefs?
well because there are a variety of cooking styles and everybody's is unique
now that sounds very understandable but let me put it into perspective

if martha stewart teamed up with a steakhouse owner in NY...

martha: "so after you put it in the oven, your cupcakes should look like..."

(TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE OTHER HOST'S CUPCAKES, GRABS ONE AND THROWS IT AT HIM)

martha: "YOU CALL THIS A CUPCAKE?!!!!!!!"

J23

an earthquake hit Chile today, death toll sky rocketing and the pressure on the government is growing to rebuild everything. and this was not long after Haiti

the pressure is also building on the americans too
commercial making people to make more earthquake commericals, talk show people who needs to snag the first adopters before the others do, low income people who feel the pressure to donate money again

but the people who has the most pressure now, more than anybody

are the pop singers and the song writers down in LA
cuz now they need to come up with a new song
called SAVE CHILE

and this time, there aren't a whole lot of words that rhyme with chile

J22

so the Norwegians basically have nothing to do all day. they live in a small country that is basically neutral in all international issues and just kind of sits around all day waiting for the grass to grow...if there are any grass

becuase this is probably wat goes on during a typical norwegian day

"Vot do you want to do today?"
"i dunno"
"vont to go skiing?"
"we just did that yesterday"
"fine...how about moguls?"
"FINALLY SOMETHING NEW"

Do you know what bothers me?
well a lot of stuff bothers me

rewind
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARE ONE OF THE THINGS THAT BOTHERS ME?

peop-KIDS dating at age 13
i mean WHAT?!
there are a lot of things weird with that
and as a warning
i might get carried away with this...like i have ADHD or something

so age 13
three years after 10
which is when you're in 5th grade or something
and three years before 16
which is in high school
and you can date

BUT AGE THIRTEEN?! it's just kind of awkward cuz your KIDS
and you don't know anything
and you try not to be naive but you can't help it
and i know that from experience
and most of all
you try to grow up way to fast
and i know that one too...for trying to read SAT books on chemistry
which when i flipped to the very first page
i had no idea what it was talking about

and this is not just age 13
this kids dating thing happens at age 12!
and age 11!
and at age 10!
and even at age 9!!

WHAT?!
i know right
age 9
when you are in 3 grade
or was it 4th?
whatever
same thing

at that time
your only about 1 or 2 years away from 1st grade
1 or 2 years may sound long
but that depends at what age will you be after those 1 or 2 years
and that age is 9
so
at age nine
the time where you are in elementary school
the place where you learn your ABC'S and 123's
your also dating?
THAT IS INSANE

and now, i realize that i just made it sound like kindergardeners are dating
WHICH IS HORRIFYING
cuz then you wonder what the meaning of baby is

now erase that thought from your mind
i'll give you some time to do that
even though some of you will just scroll down super fast anyways



































































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o..........k

so dating at age 13 is now traced back to elementary school
and i hope that made sense
checking.....and yes it does
good

dating in elementary school
dating when you are suppose to be learning fractions and grammar
will make you dumb
sure you can try to keep up
but WHY?
are you gonna get married by 4th grade?
and plus the height difference between a 9 year old and a 7 year old is...a nanoinch
even worse than when your 13
so
i know that i sound like a mom
but seriously
lets just stop insulting moms
why don't you insult dad's or something?
no...they'll probably punch you if you do
never mind
but seriously (again)
everything i just said is anything but a lie

if that takes you a long time to figure out
i mean that everything i just said is the truth
and the truth
is inevitable
and that was redundant

so pretty self explanatory
and because of that
i will say no more

J21 VALENTINE'S DAY

*i know that it's Chinese New Years too, but i can't think of any good jokes for that
so yea. here's the valentine's day joke*



Today, people all over the world received a Valentine's day card
Queen Elizabeth got cards from all over the world, ALMOST all saying the same " happy Valentine's day"
However the one from the Obama had political cartoons of himself and said "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN"

George W. Bush is the only person in USA who sent 2 valentine's day card without cheating on his wife. the first was for Laura and the second, which said "BE MINE," was sent to AMERICA.

Bin Laden got a card that said "YOUR AS SWEET AS CANDY" from Sadam Hussein.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

THE WINTER OLYMPICS YEA! and other ramblings

the winter olympics were in a word....ok not in a word cuz there were some ups and downs in my opinion

redo:

the winter olympics were suprising, kinda boring, and had some pure awesomeness

the kinda boring part was when the prime minister started his speech

i tried to get really in to it

but you can't just fake something, especially an emotion

like how i kept on fake laughing at someone's joke even though it wasnt funny and because everybody else was laughing for some reason

i did that for 1/3 of a year

it kinda killed me in the end cuz i just lost all energy

anyways

i just couldn't get in to it

cuz it seemed like that he was just bored and wanted to go back to his seat

the other stuff that was awesome

were the projections of pictures on the floors, stadium, LCD screens

they did a part where they showed the floor as a ice shelf using projection

and people were on it and suddenly

the ice broke

and it looked SOO real

and it was projection

they did the same with a picture of the prairie planes and whales swimming

it was awesome

however

the prime minister speech came and i fell asleep

literally

and there always seems to be this one guy

(a canadian punk, using this reference just because it's canada)

who always whoops and yells whenever somebody was doing bad....like awkwardly bad

(kinda like if you got a surprise performance from Fergie and you find out that she sings really badly live. "YEEEAAAA......ok......yea.....um...that was....good")

just to keep the spirits up
and he would yell

and whoop

and the whole stadium could hear him

that was a side comment

cuz whoever he was

he kept on doing it

and it was annoying

that was also the same with the tap dancing

with fiddle/irish music

but if feel like that if i freely talk about it, i might offend the whole canadian continent (they're too big to be a country)

don't get me wrong

i LOVE IRISH AND TAP DANCING MUSIC STUFF

but i was just wondering how the whole stadium could hear the tap dancing

and how i don't remember how tap dancing with your arms flapping ridiculously - ok gone too far

see this is what happens if i ramble on

one second i'm praising it and the next nanosecond i'm a New York critic

well my other favorite part was when the athletes walked in

and as a nerd

i tried to remember all the countries names, location, and facts that the NBC people were saying

i think i still remember

i tried to do an indian accent when the India came

it was lame because indian accents aren't that funny anymore unless you can do it super well and your not indian

and then

i did a WAY better irish accent when the irish came

but that was a linguistic challenge

half the time i didn't know what i was saying

cuz it sounded like i was in a spanish class and i was practicing pronouncing the "r"s

and some how trying to combine that with an Australian accent (cuz you find that both irish/scottish and australian accents tend to go up a bit at some point when they talk)

and i jumped up and down (which i wouldn't do unless it was US olympic athletes or Steve Martin) and chanted "USA!" when the USA-ians came

i jumped up and down and chanted "USA!" when the Canadians came

but then i changed to "CAN-U-DUH"

cuz you can't go against someone who's done nothing to you

canada is like an innocent child (like there ever was an innocent child but anyways)

no matter how much you wanna go against them, you always end up giving up

they have beautiful landscape

they never have their own wars

(well cuz they don't have a lot of stuff to fight for......and don't say rightness or liberty cuz you know what i mean)

they are nice

they are welcoming

they are funny

well mainly cuz they have an accent

but they are very awesome people

and you just can't fight against awesome

plus they have a leaf on their flag

and that is just so....nice

and everybody loves maple syrup on their pancakes

as for us USA-ians, when we say "RED WHITE AND BLUE"

a lot of people in Europe are like "THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!"

and then everybody is hiding under a table

and the news are like "THE SOVIET UNION REUNITED"

jkjk

but very possible :)

candians are one of a kind

you cant find another country like Canada anywhere else

they are just so innocent and perfect

you might think OH FRANCE OF COURSE

but no

when you meet a french guy

he's polite and says "ello"

and takes his hand out to shake hands

and you take one step closer

and WHAM

a wave 100 year old stinky sock smell hits you tsunami after tsunami

this is what i found out on a stereotype website

french men are smelly

i don't know if they are

i have no offense against french people

they have some of the coolest people on earth

like uh...well i'll think of someone

oh yea

Joan of Arc

the mulan of france

so then my dad sent me to go brush my teeth

and when i came back

he said that i missed the most wonderful part and then he told me

and so apparently i got back just in time to see the ENDING

and then i got super angry and i immediately went onto my email and swore a lot in my status message

well you have to make use of these status messages

cuz it can't always say "SNL isn't as good as it used to be"

worse

my dad told me that something went wrong with the ending of the "wonderful part"

some pillars or something didn't go up and the performers were just standing there waiting...for a long time

AND I'VE ALWAYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN

THAT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO AN AFRICAN SAFARI BOOK WITH TONS OF PICTURES OF LIONS AND CAPTIONS UNDERNEATH SAYING HOW EXOTIC AND POWERFUL THESE ANIMALS ARE. THAT DOESN'T CONVINCE ANYONE CUZ THE PICTURES ARE JUST PICTURES. THEY AREN'T REAL LIONS!!!!

because you always find that the real thing is way better

and hearing about something awesome from another person who's seen it and not seen it yourself doesn't make you feel good. in fact it makes you feel angry. terribly angry

i hope you all know what i mean

cuz if you don't

i'll feel even more angrier

not that i would know

but still...

so the lesson of this, class,

is to not lose your temper over once in a lifetime chance thing

or else you'll eventually end up in Shutter Island

along with leonardo di caprio

well

i guess that that's not too bad for...most...of you female human beings

anyways

on to the lessons, class

you should also learn from canadians

and never listen to your parents when they say "brush your teeth"

cuz you don't know what you're giving up

and it doesn't matter if you get yellow teeth from it

cuz it will be quite some time before you feel the regret

and it will not matter even then

cuz by then

they'll have twin packs of REALLY ADVANCED CREST WHITENING STRIPS...ONE'S THAT'LL ACTUALLY WORK, from Costco

and you can just get them

or you can bleach them for your birthday

so that was my experience on winter olympics

feel free to comment on how your experience was

although many of you wont

i'm still saying it to make me feel a little bit better

J20

there aren't a lot of jobs that lesbian people can have without being discriminated

but i think i found another job option (and this one is good)

CIA AGENT

or NSA

or MI6

or police

something along the lines of THAT

because if you think about it

most bad guys are guys

and if a lesbian ever met one this is wat would happen:

sees bad guys

gets out a gun

"hmm cute but useless bang, cute but useless bang, cute but useless bang"

jobs = food

there is a school trip to Yosemite National Bank

lol

Yosemite national park

the only way i know how to spell yosemite

is by breaking it down like this

yose - mite

that's the same with Uranus but i won't go to specifics

anyways

that trip cost about $600

and i'm not going

cuz it's too expensive

obviously people are really cautious about spending there money

i realized that when i was dining with my mom and i was eating soo much

and she started teasing me about it and so told me that i am only "a consumer"

well then i said (i tried, remember i'm still eating) "well consumers can help the economy"

but then she also said that i am a "shit producer" but i had no comebacks for that so yea...

anyways

back on the subject

people are wary to spend money

especially now

but now another important thing in my life is that my parents are constantly asking me what i want to be when i grow up

it was really annoying

i wanted to say "i want to get really far away"

but i couldn't

and cant

they asked me it i wanted to be a doctor and giving me stuff like "o if i wasnt so poor as a child, i would've been a doctor" or something

well i said no cuz i didn't want to cut people up and draw blood or jam a needle into someone

and then they asked me whether i wanted to be a lawyer how typical

i said no cuz i'm not good in dealing with other people's problems or even want to deal with other people's buisness

and law is boring

all i need to know are the political cartoons in the new york times and the statue of liberty

and that fine with me

at that point, my parents just lost all hope in life

jkjk

but still

i just rejected to two most promising careers in the nation or world or both

but desperately my dad asked me if i wanted to be a dentist

and i was like YES

actually i said no

i mean come on

i don't want to be somebody's tooth pick

so yea

infact i don't know what i want to be

there is so much things out there

and i know that from all the online job adds that are on the sides with little cartoon with different outfits above the name of the job

jobs are like food

the more disgusting, the better it is for you

it's been a while

well i've been SUPER busy

well

i was

and then

i had a lot of time

which i could have posted up something

so

i'm guilty

and i feel guilty too

so i'm gonna make an excuse to make me feel better

i was trying to make up for lost times with my computer

yes that is reasonable

well

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ALL

wait....

no

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL

and now all of you can stop celebrating the cow, or the bull....or i like to call it:

STEAK!!!!!!

god i'm really hungry now

well there is no subject for this

i just thought i needed to write something

and yea

i need a new joke

but i don't have a lot of time to think of any

(even though i just told you all that i eventually did have time)

cuz something really important happened

no its not that my pet died

and no, canada and russia finally stopped being social outcasts

and no, and no france joined with italy

(although they really should, cuz they both have good food, good sites, and good "romantic cities")

to me paris and rome are basically the same thing

wat was i talking about again?

i ramble a lot

o yea the important thing

the important thing is.....

NBC CHUCK IS BACK!!!!!

OMG (kinda sad that nobody says or writes oh my god anymore) I CANT THINK WHY NBC WOULD WANT TO CANCEL CHUCK! BUT NOW ITS BACK! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WATCH MODERN FAMILY OR GLEE YOU NEED TO WATCH CHUCK BECAUSE IT'S AN AWESOME AMERICAN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A COMEDY OUT OF JAMES BOND!

ok

for those of you who don't know chuck

(one, your dumb and two, i'm going to tell you about chuck)

it's a spy tv show

about a nerd (chuck) who works at a BUY MORE which is like BEST BUY and then he gets a bunch of secrets downloaded into his brain and the CIA send their top agent Sarah (really pretty) and the NSA sent their top agent Casey (muscular and mean and uh...not as pretty) to protect Chuck. And there is a bunch of funny stuff with chuck's co workers at the BUY MORE and they're really funny

so there it is

CHUCK

this show has got it all (horribly cheezy not that i wrote it out)

whether you want comedy

or whether you want cool and awesome action gun fights

or whether you want beauty, well then, there's the cast

yup

as you can see

i am obsessed with that show

and with that

i realize that i probably bored you to death

i'm in a cave...with carpeting

i mean that i've moved and i don't have internet
or tv
or phone
so yea

so i have no contact with the outside world
and yea
i haven't had internet tv or any of that jazz for like a month

it's frustrating
as all you people from the modern period of the digital age know

and worst
i've just gotten an ipod touch
which all i can do is look at
cuz you have to download something from

the INTERNET
which i don't have

so
i'm in the library
since all of you are wondering from the beginning of this post
and i'm running out of minutes
for the computer i am on
not on my cell phone

i'm typing really fast right now
holy it's running out
gotta save

see you next t -

J19

I threw a lot of KOHLS at the TARGET one day, when I ate FRY'S. Afterwards, I was chased trying to get the BEST BUY on the internet. Finally, I stopped when I thought I was in a SAFEWAY. Then I noticed a GAP in my shirt and went to a store where you PAYLESS and where people went BOGOS for the products. Finally, it was getting cold, and I took the EXPRESS to get home. But the EXPRESS only stopped halfway, so I took the SUSHI BOAT called BENNIHANA. I was tired and I wanted some music so I went to my RADIOSHACK, but there were no radios. So I got angry and I threw a lot of KOHLS at the TARGET.