Do you know what bothers me?
well a lot of stuff bothers me

rewind
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARE ONE OF THE THINGS THAT BOTHERS ME?

peop-KIDS dating at age 13
i mean WHAT?!
there are a lot of things weird with that
and as a warning
i might get carried away with this...like i have ADHD or something

so age 13
three years after 10
which is when you're in 5th grade or something
and three years before 16
which is in high school
and you can date

BUT AGE THIRTEEN?! it's just kind of awkward cuz your KIDS
and you don't know anything
and you try not to be naive but you can't help it
and i know that from experience
and most of all
you try to grow up way to fast
and i know that one too...for trying to read SAT books on chemistry
which when i flipped to the very first page
i had no idea what it was talking about

and this is not just age 13
this kids dating thing happens at age 12!
and age 11!
and at age 10!
and even at age 9!!

WHAT?!
i know right
age 9
when you are in 3 grade
or was it 4th?
whatever
same thing

at that time
your only about 1 or 2 years away from 1st grade
1 or 2 years may sound long
but that depends at what age will you be after those 1 or 2 years
and that age is 9
so
at age nine
the time where you are in elementary school
the place where you learn your ABC'S and 123's
your also dating?
THAT IS INSANE

and now, i realize that i just made it sound like kindergardeners are dating
WHICH IS HORRIFYING
cuz then you wonder what the meaning of baby is

now erase that thought from your mind
i'll give you some time to do that
even though some of you will just scroll down super fast anyways



































































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o..........k

so dating at age 13 is now traced back to elementary school
and i hope that made sense
checking.....and yes it does
good

dating in elementary school
dating when you are suppose to be learning fractions and grammar
will make you dumb
sure you can try to keep up
but WHY?
are you gonna get married by 4th grade?
and plus the height difference between a 9 year old and a 7 year old is...a nanoinch
even worse than when your 13
so
i know that i sound like a mom
but seriously
lets just stop insulting moms
why don't you insult dad's or something?
no...they'll probably punch you if you do
never mind
but seriously (again)
everything i just said is anything but a lie

if that takes you a long time to figure out
i mean that everything i just said is the truth
and the truth
is inevitable
and that was redundant

so pretty self explanatory
and because of that
i will say no more