J31

Sarah Palin emerged from the loss of the (vice) presidential campain with a book (about...Going Rogue?) and a dream of becoming a reality TV star and maybe to run again next time? well what if Sarah Palin won? This is how she would've dealt a national tradegy....as a president

9/11:

Secretary of Defense: Ma'am, the World Trade Center has been attacked by Arabian terrorists
Palin: OH MY GOD! what are Arabians?
Tutor whispers into the secretary's ear: "explaining it in a way she can understand...we're still not there yet"
Secretary of Defense: oh...Well, they're a whole lot worse than blacks and Mexicans
Palin: SH*T! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!