A BRIEF HISTORY ON THE STONE AGE

You are bored

and you are doodling...on the walls

and the hunt (dinner) isn't ready till and hour later....

this is the stone age

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!

actually it's just your home....except you are forbidden to use any electronic media

except now of course

no no i didn't get in trouble or anything like that

it was a school assignment:

go through a 24 hr period without any contact to facebook...

oh that's easy, i hate facebook

...or any other electronic media

damn...

...then write a column on it

*sigh...

so now that's over, i shall document my experience

and it was HORRIBLE

well that's actually because i was sick...and it was really hot

but i was extremely bored

and there was a lot more doodling than usual

you know i thought that i can get through it easily

and i sort of did cuz i did know that it was going to be full of nothingness

but i looked around and there was a TV....and a Lenovo laptop....and my cheap cellphone.....

(did i tell you about my cheap cellphone? o well. so i lost my cell phone one day and when my parents found out they punished me by giving me a literally my-palm-sized-1hr-battery-life-2003-something-grey cellphone. and the brand was...siemens....i have never heard of it before)

anways my cellphone had a few games on it

and i just sat there on my couch....pondering on how our generation was so dependent on those things.....

and fell asleep

well before that, it seemed to me how ridiculous this current situation was

how i was just sitting there with the TV in front of me and unable to turn it on

everything was just barely out of reach

you can imagine me just sitting there, trying to avoid the heat

well sitting on a non leather sofa didn't help

so i just sat on the floor

which sort of helped

later on that didn't help much

so i laid on the floor

which was uncomfortable

so i was laying on the floor and surrounded by Post-it-Notes that said Harry Potter 7 Harry Potter 7 Harry Potter 7 Harry P....

this is wat happens when a teenager is disconnected from the internet

there could've been a Target store explosion conducted by Costco and i wouldn't know

people could've been talking about how there was a stampede of elephants at Stanford and i would be the ignorant little school boy who didn't know wat was going on

all in all

it wasn't a great day for me

with homework

my illness

no TV

no Computer

temperatures in the 90s

and boredom

now if you will excuse me

i'm going to watch some Simpsons....i think they're on