A middle aged couple, in their mid life crisis:
Wife: Oh My God!! i'm soo fat. and i'm soo ugly. and i'll need another botox injection because of all the stress!!
Husband: Honey -
Wife: And i'm soo old. i bet you think i'm so ugly right now.
Husband: No dear -
Wife: i bet you thought that you would marry a young beautiful girl who is so lovely - GAAHHH!!
Husband: your still beautiful to me babe
wife: shut up fugly
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