*i know that it's Chinese New Years too, but i can't think of any good jokes for that
so yea. here's the valentine's day joke*
Today, people all over the world received a Valentine's day card
Queen Elizabeth got cards from all over the world, ALMOST all saying the same " happy Valentine's day"
However the one from the Obama had political cartoons of himself and said "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN"
George W. Bush is the only person in USA who sent 2 valentine's day card without cheating on his wife. the first was for Laura and the second, which said "BE MINE," was sent to AMERICA.
Bin Laden got a card that said "YOUR AS SWEET AS CANDY" from Sadam Hussein.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
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