everybody needs an Eddie Murphy

everybody needs an Eddie Murphy
seriously
it helps when you have problems
like me
i have anger issues
i get easily angry NOT annoyed but ANGRY
like when somebody just asks me a simple question and i don't get wat they are saying and they just repeat the dang question
also wen my parents mispronounces and it takes a long time before i understand wat they are saying
it just annoys me so much that i get so angry
but whenever there is a situation like this eddie murphy is all like

"aww cool down girl. maybe i should pour some cool water on you. it ain't the hot heads that solve problems"

and then wen i during run days, eddie is in his coach out fit and saying

"KEEP IT GOIN' GIRL! KEEP ON GOIN! MAKE PAPA PROUD!!"

and i'm all like panting "yea keep goin keep goin keep on goin girl"

see every body needs a comedian in their head

i had bill cosby calming be down during last year's Star Test......

















anyways
everyone needs an Eddie Murphy
and it doesn't even have to be Eddi Murphy
it can be Russel Peters (for those of you who don't know, he's a really funny indian comedian)
like for any problem you have

maybe you.....uh.....maybe you are stuck on a math problem in the math test

russel peters will be all like


"COME ON! THINK LIKE AN ASIAN! THINK LIKE AN ASIAN!!"

or maybe if you want to buy an expensive book yet you really don't want to cuz it's just too pricey

here's ellen degeneres

"you know you can just try to win it on my website........ or you can wait for a sale......or uh......you know.....but maybe you can try to bribe the store manager......or you can try to buy it off walmart........you know wat just BUY IT"

and then there's adam sandler.......well you get the point