so i was at the dentist today............

so i was at the dentist today...........
and i was lying down on this chair that reminded me of the electric chair
i talked to the dentist a little
so i layed down for uh.....well a long time
some minutes later
one of the tools was in my mouth
i tried to focus on the lights or the dentist's eyeball
(sometimes i focus on the eyeball without thinking.

wow. that's a pretty big pupil. wonder if she's born with it. hey she looks like the asian version of britney spears. wat color is that? smoker's teeth?)

but how can i when there are screeches that only dogs can hear?!
and then there was the water the sprayed all on my face like every 5 secs

and then when i saw the she dentist had one of those special mechanical toothbrushes without the bristels and just spins like a friggen mile per hour

and she dipped it into one of those cherry flavor gel things
and when i saw that
i was all like
good lord
wat have i done to deserve this?

so after that
i was done
or so i thought
so another dentist came in and gave me this mouthwash
i had always hoped that the would forget that
so you had to keep it into your mouth
and you cant eat or drink for 30 min
when she told me this
i was all like
"this is a bad way to starve me"

she just laughed
but i swear
this thing had this dentisty taste that stays in your mouth
so although i meant it as a joke
i was pretty sure
that this was the only legal way to starve a person

i couldn't bear to swallow cuz it was that bad
so all the time i was trying to talk to my dad i was grunting and pointing
he said i was speaking troll
i told him that he was a bad dad


these people choose to be dentist
spending everyday picking other people's teeth
while other phD people try to treat AIDS or cancer
these people are all like
"i'm gonna devote myself to be other people's toothpick"
i dunno if these people are a different specie of human
but i just don't get them






so
as you can see
i love going to the dentist