i REALLY WISH I KNEW KUNG FU

so a few days ago
we were put into groups in my class to make a sci fi script
and i was put with this dude and a girl that i sorta know
and we had little time
so we were just coming up with ideas

the dude was all like
"ok just give me anything"


cuz he was going to write it on paper

and then he came up with the shadow eating purple frogs


i came up with 4 differen't things

"so how about space junk suddenly programed by aliens to attack eart - "

"just give me one word ok?"

and i was all like wat?

"you dont have to write whole sentences or words"

"yea but WHY?''

and i was all like WAT THE HELL

"uh.....maybe SO YOU CAN WRITE IT DOWN FASTER"

and the girl was just sitting there

so then after a 5 min quarrel, he started encouraging her to come up some ideas

"come on. just give me something. see even shuyi gave some. and that's SHUYI we're talking about"

and i was all like "YOU BARELY KNOW ME"
ARE YOU THAT MUCH OF A JACK***?!
apparently he was

so we had to do a presentation for this
it was suppose to sound like a radio broadcast
i wasn't sure if you needed sound effects or music

and we were going to go today
so i was wonderin if we could've gotten music or not
cuz if we did, then i know that we COULD'VE gotten a better score
and if we didn't, then i know that there is no way that we could've gotten the score higher than the one we will get

so i asked if the girl had a REALPLAYER
and before she could answer
the dude was all like
"what?"
"do you have a realplayer?"
"why are you asking this?"
saying it like i was really stupid

and i was like

YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID YES OR NO BUT YOU INSTEAD WASTED YOUR BREATH ON LIKE 5 MORE WORDS. SO WHO'S STUPID NOW

well i thought that
i was too much of a good girl to say that outloud
besides
there was no time
becuz somebody's group was getting ready





AND HE BARELY EVEN KNOWS ME DAMNIT



i hope eddie murphy can handle this one